SOMEBODY!

Would it be weird if I said that this is my theme song?

Animals In Cars

Every one loves to take their pets with them when they go out to run errands, but then you have to deal with them doing stuff. Like...

Being a back seat driver.

Side seat driver.

Road rage.

Thinking they can drive better than you.

And some should not be trusted behind the wheel.

But every once in while you just need a lunch buddy.

Taco Bell Dog

Paco had been getting this joke since he was a pup.

He still has nightmares.

Imitation Is NOT the Highest Form of Flattery!

I hate people like this. You know the one who loves your idea then passes it off as his or her own. And while Disney was able to betray it in a humorous manner, it is still fraud!!! Even if you were to say something like "O, my friend found this" or "My sister thought of that" that would be acceptable. But if you take something and even just imply that it's your idea that is WRONG!!!

So to clarify this movie clip does not belong to me! It belongs to Walt Disney Animation Studios. The words however are mine!!! I thought them, I typed them, they are mine!!!
To get the point across even farther, here is one more video clip from Pixar Animation Studios. Enjoy!

As always,

Her Randomness

Was It Your Hair or Your Head That Got Cut Off?

So I decided to get my hair cut...

and their scissors were a little sharp.

And as if dying wasn't bad enough.

I'm sorry that sign is just so wrong!

(This was a fictitious story, just in case you couldn't tell.)

FACEBOOK

And what happens to durg addicts? They get arrested and sent to jail.

This might be a little counter productive.

Roses Are Red, and O My Gosh! Are You BLUE?

I, like most people, love it when some one get me flowers. I mean, what's not to love? They're pretty to look at, it shows that someone cares about you and they make you smile when ever you see or think about them.
I, however, hate roses. I mean, I despise them with a passion. "And you hate roses, why?" you might ask in bewilderment. Well when ever I smell roses I start to fell super sick, not in a hay fever, "O, I have to sneeze now," type of sick but in an all out, "Make way! I think I'm going to barf!" kind of way. And it all started when I began to associate the smell of roses to funerals. That's right I smell roses and I think dead people. So to all of you potential suitors, if you don't want me to barf all over you, don't get me roses try daises or hand-picked wild flowers. (Bonus: they're cheaper)

SQUIRREL!!!

...and I was like "no way!" and she was all like - SQUIRREL!!! - Wait... what were we talking about?

"What are they doing?" you might ask.....

Squirrel CPR. What else?

I say book 'im

Do you think if I used the same shampoo I would look as cute?

WHOOO ME?

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